Monday, January 02, 2006

Sporting

Overheard on my way to work, as I passed by three girls with a cricket bat --

One of the trio (calling out to another girl perched on her compound wall, across the street):
Come ya, tell fast. What you want to do? Batting or balling?

Girl on the wall (examining her baby pink nails):
No ya, I only want to faint.