Strange Google searches

Being tagged provides one the opportunity to post without actually having to think. Good fun, this.
So, as BB from Dilettante has requested, here are the ten strangest Google search terms that have led the unsuspecting to my 'blog.

1. What means "craned my neck"
2. India lightning goddess
3. Sridevi before plastic surgery
4. gym lady; India
5. dying for a smoke
6. Krishna tattoo, nose piercing India
7. potato ganesha pakora
8. hot coorg women
9. gurgaon city salsa classes
10. One forgotten phone call and I'm deflated

And in true spirit of such memes, I will now tag Teleute, Gamesmaster and eM.